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yea he seems pretty gay bro

you are in miami tho

id do one of them bangbros tho, FUCKTEAMFIVE, where they pretend to find random dudes on the street and blow/fuck them.

FUCK IT

i got a nice HOG and that way its a one and done, since its under the illusion that they didnt know these guys, when in reality you know they gotta drug test them and have them sign shit etc

but yea i'm a peasant tho with a bald head and beard like a sunni muslim. my days of quality pussy are behind me. unless i move to a bigger city with better backpage ho's lol.

you seem to get quality pussy without porn. so i can see why you'd turn it down