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Old 05-27-2015, 05:36 AM   #9
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that dude is hella gay

hey um so idk you but I'm looking for hot guys to do sex stuff with girls or like jerk off in a private Skype chat with me, that sound interesting? Pay is 800-5700, 800 is the figure i usually quote to cold-called randoms who I contact with my fake gay facebook, 5700 is the made up number I use for boytoy buttsluts who might let me stuff 24x cocks in them at once

btw on an unrelated note this amateur pornstar/ semipro opiate hobbyist has been asking bout you, think she likes you likes you hehe idk tho maybe you should send her your dick spooging onto a picture of Ricky Martin onto this KIK username xXJesusCesarFBCumArtistXx

just weird how much she talks about your man muscles when we hang out IRL hehe
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