All of this niggas facial hair looks like pubes fried in crispy catfish batter.
Lookin like he smokes Christmas ***tus petals out of a golf cart muffler.
lookin like he builds sand castles with cat turds in them
20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely
lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college
Lookin like Theon Greyjoy's squire
lookin like admins a message board about building Wookie Armor
lubed up a Goku figure for cave spelunking in his bathtub escapades
Eyebrow game on 'squatch
Lookin like a special needs Opie from Sons of Anarchy
He got paralyzed at age 12 in a wakeboarding fiasco and he lost total feeling in his neck and sexual prowess.
Played "Butty the Elf" in the gay porn version of Elf. He ate maple syrup lubed candy corn out of Santa's butthole in one scene.
Lookin like God put out a giant Newport on his face.
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