BATTLE PREVIEWS
Destroyer vs Tic Tac
This wont be close, des is human waste...he only wins by luck at this point.
This faggot got a wrinkly ass face... looked like he got paid to stare at the sun for 12 hrs a day for 5 years of his life, hes a fuckin dirt bag creature, he will def have a tictac line about fresh breath in there or tictac toe, this nigga watches point break every night before bed w/ his oakley multi colored sun glasses on in the dark, his wife scrapes his toothbrush all around the toilet after she took her morning shit evey AM. Tic is good & has been improving alot lately, can be lil inconsistent at times but he doesnt need to be here, he can win by checking in.
Winnner=Tic 100000000000x1000000000empatheisafaggot
Muffy vs Bags
This is a battle for the ages, 2 werido's goin at it. Muff has been on a huffing hair spray & drinking diluted bleach spree for 3 days & hes gotten worst...he found the dust off in the basement of his house, hes been fillin up garbage bags of it an breathing in till he sees mini dicks. This nigga bought a Oz of robitussen in frozen forum. he watches URL battles thinking hes in them. he lost a battle to virginity 3-0, they took his cuz they didnt count him mistakenly slippin his dick in his cousin while she was sleeping & he was changing her diaper. BAGS GRRRRR this fuckin mutant is shittin in his hand right now & shoveling it out his studio aparment cuz he to cheap to pay his water bill so he cant flush. This nigga claimed he fucked some anime ho but in reality he got blacked out drunk watched some ugiyo & had a dream about fuckin the girl on there but she aint even give it up she beat him down & he loved it, he hasnt had pussy since he raped his baby mother & she had the kid. That horrible november night that ruins her thanksgiving ever year since she got belly flopped on like D-lo brown off the top rope by a drunken salami breathed fat faggot italian anothony. This battle will suck.
Winner= Anyone that doesnt read, but 50/50 for anyone that cares
Sharp vs Knucklehead
On to a good battle this rd finally, Knucklehead is good...when he shows tbh he has some good wins tbh i seen some fire verses, but idk if hes rusty he no showed alot recent..he could be a lil, but i think he will show here. Sharp is nice now, he got into a groove, figured out his own style, he always has some dope shit...this will be a real toss up tbh cuz idk which knucklehead will show.
Winnner=50/50 can go either way def BTOR
Junto vs sn00p
Another one im looking foward to, these both been on there games lately, They also just faced off in the NBL an sn00p too that one in a close ass battle he's also in the nbl title match vs me & hes been real consistent. Junto is good to he beat alot of ppl recent an on rb hes got his style down. This is def one that can contend for BOTR an hopefully it does both are real talented & can drop fire, this another toss up cant pick.
Winner=50/50
TOP PUNCHES
No order
British fagots merked quick, don't fuckin' blink u square
You would all die for the Queens.. I just wish u'd end up like Chinx did there
Knucklehead
U a corny dorky lonely porky homely fagot guy
Only time u were late to a party was debuting on nc...4yrs past it's prime
Bags
Plus ya bars are queer bro… guns that spark? You fear those
I asked D if he click clacks…. He responded, “I love guitar hero!”
Xquisite
R..I.P CHINX Drugs. Cept you be the next one get HIT in the Lungs
I'll end your Career after that Bang'll Pull Your Hip Out Like Bo Jackson Injury Run
Muff
Dude's retarded. He don't get irate & bang
One punch'll give Bombaclat to the brain like Jamaican slang
Tic Tac
I'll be pinned a killer how I plan this murder, put two to ur dome man
I came all the way over to Tac board, to hang up another funeral program
Bomb Bard
you won't just die..... cuz with torture I'm exquisite. Modestly.
Take u so deep in the woods, to a place where Yellen don't even affect fiscal policy
Junto
Buddy really i got mad guap, i could take ya bish pronto
Ugly nigga get yo ass shot... nd i aint talkin bout tish faco
Greed
u think ur a beast, man, but my plan is to leave this fag exposed
I've seen X-Men, trust me when I say they're a bunch of creeps in pantyhose
Destroyer This isnt a top punch i just wanted to point out how played this faggot is & what to expect next rd.