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Looking like a Branch Davidian soup cook.
Looking like a crouch snorkeler from the Netherlands.
Looking like a Kubrick screenplay got crossbreeded with grasshopper nostril hairs and Dutch fabric softener.
Looking like an accountant from the Die Hard franchise.
Looking like a pseudointellectual hare rabbit-punched its way into the human genome.
Looking like you patented flak jackets, porpoise sunscreen, and the movie Inner Space.
Looking like a narrator for the seven-part National Geographic series "The Crestfallen Panthers of Istanbul Park"
Looking like a Finnish grenadier had the body of a cuticle scissors salesman.
Looking like he answers every question by saying "Posh. Too posh, Mr. Trum."