Looking like a laconic neuroscientist with a squirrel poop fetish.
Looking like Rasputin got shipped to Crouton Island and got crunched by the harbor rocks.
Looking like an Irish paprika peddler with a vermin infestation.
Looking like Ernest Codswallop the Third.
Looking like a protagonist to a John Carpenter movie called "The Thing That's Ginger, The Thing That's Revolting to Women".
Looking like a professional puissant emigrated to Chechnya on a boat made out of red lotuses stuck together with old urine and liquid mescaline.
Looking like a rapist from Roger Rabbit's marketing office.
Looking like a scientist from the Manhattan Project gave up nuclear physics and started an earthworm sex ring.
Looking like Garfield's shrink.
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