Lookin like a Vietnam vet from a Call of Duty tournament.
Webmaster of a website devoted entirely to fan fiction porn between Lobot from Empire Strikes Back and Sam from iCarly.
lookin like an orange falcon teaching sunday school.
Saved up his allowance money to go to Gingercon and got an autograph from the kid that said "O'Doyle Rules".
Saves farts in mason jars in his freezer.
lookin like a background character in a made-for-tv movie about Steve Jobs founding Apple.
lookin like he bleached his chest with liquid plumber
lookin like he parted his eyebrows with a lice comb
He was once a failed backyard wrestler named Dreamcicle Danny
Reprograms Roombas to simulate war games with roaches.
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