Lookin like he eats Prairie Belt Vienna Sausages with gargoyles.
Went to barber shop, saw the list and went with: 1970's Funeral Home Assistant Director.
Lookin like Screech and the girl from the Wendy's logo did a mash-up.
This nigga got corn-rowed eyebrows and shit.
Lookin like She-Ra's court jester
lookin like he smells like Old Spice and shattered hopes.
looking like he plays Dungeons and Dragons with real dragons in a real dungeon
Lookin like he collected every Nintendo handheld ever made.
hair lookin like a tranquilized basket of baby chipmunks
lookin like he got cut from the Knight's Watch in Westerous and became a lube jockey at Littlefinger's brothel.
High School Annual his senior year named him: Most Likely to impale his heart with one of his own ribs while trying to give himself head thus ending his own life in an embarrassing manner.
Formed a Rush cover band called "Geddy Up" with 3 other kids from his Pokémon Battle League.
Climbs garden gates with grappling hooks he made out of shoestrings and boat motor parts.
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