At first I was like "Naw, this can't be real"... then I'm like "I still think I was right, I still think this can't be real". But I can't take that chance so...
This wigga lookin like ***tus Jack joined The Horsemen in the middle ages.
Lookin like he drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon with a crazy straw in an all goblin folk band.
Lookin like Elf on a Shelf as a Century 21 agent.
Beard lookin like Kathy Griffin's pussy.
Old Medieval Festival Beard ass nigga. Lookin like Detour had a twin bro that took a detour down the wrong fallopian.
Lookin like head toy maker elf at the north pole turned sex offender
Pedobear issued a BOLO on this nigga
System of a Down Syndrome
Lookin like he makes Nerf battle axes for LOTR cosplayers twice a year
Lookin like Sami Zayn from NXT with Ginger Sickle Cell
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