I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.
And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.
And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.