I'm going to let you in on a little secret...
The other night I got very drunk. It led to me spending hours and a fair amount of money in a quest.
But Great Honorable Sensei, what was your quest? I was on a quest for a honey baked ham. It took a few phonecalls to women I had left scorned and sexually satisfied in past trysts and a journey to a 24 hour supermarket to find the right combination to attain my ham.
But in the end, Great Honorable Sensei got his honey baked ham at nearly 4 a.m.
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Long time ago, I defeated Lamb Horse in mortal combat. I emerged victorious, the world a safer place. I am your new hero.
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