You ever get banged from the front by a grown man while having a midget in a Jansport backback and then throw a titty over ur shoulder for him to suck on?
You ever Google blue waffle with your stepdad?
You ever meatspin your coochielips and then helicopt a niggas mustache with them shits?
You ever hotgluegunned your starfish?
You ever dripped candle wax into a nigga peephole?
You ever stuck your Poise pad onto a niggas forehead while he was eating ur booty?
You ever do the Pasadena mudslide on Skype?
You ever had a Rey Mysterio wrestling figure inside ur butthole?
Did you watch 50 Shades of Grey?
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