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Originally Posted by Knucklehead
explain part 1
in extreme detail
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AHEM
the ballad of Flo Real
Well, young knuck, as you may or may not remember, our own Flo Real registered with the user title of "Real Nigga" and the location of "Kensington Philly". His avatar was a nondescript aferican-american youth making some sort of salute.
then lars made this thread
http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=4398
Rather than read through that whole thing, let me recount from memory
Flo is accused of being one Hoard/Mimic (a former user from UK who created an alter ego that claimed to have toured with Chris Brown), which he vehemently denies, claiming to be a philly resident.
And then trap noticed his IP was from the UK
Things blew up, accusations were thrown and the general consensus was that this was bullshit. Mimic even caught wind of it from RIA and came here denying that he was this person. The source of his then-avy pic was found as well, belonging ironically enough to an underground rapper who really is in Philly
http://raphead.com/profiles/blog/sho...ource=activity
This is also where my uncanny memory for interactions with others and detective skills first came into play, with this post
http://www.netcees.co/showpost.php?p...&postcount=112
Which more or less summed up everything flo had pretended to be and actually was in so few words. Damn, I'm good.
Moving on, flo devolved into a temporary madness, sticking to his story while expanding upon it so quickly even he couldn't handle it, which culminated in this
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Originally Posted by Flo Real
hahahaha I love to hear how you think you have my real name - I am a experienced headhunter and have literally paid tools for searching out all about people and there contact details names past employers and all social profiles.....I have been personally trained by europes leader in headhunting and social recruitment.
So i know the search you have attempted will not find me...
I guess you thought my name was Ian - which it isnt. Leave the detective work to Reed, he is alot better at it watts ;)
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And flo continued to be passive aggressive and posted less and less until we just kind of forgot... it ultimately was overshadowed by the events of Warthogshed, though had it occurred only a week later, Flo very well may have found himself in the embarrassingly hilarious hands of our justice system.