[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

hey bags while you showered in vomit i showered in GLASS

i opened a ford escape tailgate. 2012 or some shit well i had the window of the tailgate open and went to put tape on it, and it exploded into a billion pieces. right over my head. so i was covered in glass dust and shards. got like 83 tiny cuts that aren't visible. i was scared when i washed my beard that there would be glass hidden in it and it would shear off my beard/cut my jugular. but it didnt.

my boss wasn't mad. which was almost more unsettling. i feel like he is secretly pissed but he was joking and joyful when i seen him before the day was over and he was like go cavs. i was like word B.

BUT YEA. big mike is a dick. i hope everyone believes he vomitted in your stead.

also can you refrain from your shitty giant paragraphs? just give it a line break you plebian. i know thats a thing you do here and its endearing to these dummies but its difficult for me to read and usually leads to me just either not reading your giant paragraphs, and or pretending i read them to help your ego

<3

GO FUCK YOURSELF