[Pharaohs Army]

look what you've started.
i'm gonna freestyle.

...i am an anomaly committing atrocities ominously-anonymous. and. attempting to alleviate my arachnophobia. allegedly, arranging, allegories, they're alright. as the arrangement 'a the universe goes i'm no astrophysicist. ask Elizabeth. she got her p.h.d. with an antithesis. and then on her break?, she called me, and then visited. she was always into my biziness..
ballyhoo. i'm a billionaire. battle raps, with a ball of poo. all for you. balancing my belligerent nature. strictly for your benefit. you've betrayed me- like Benedict. this made me?, bereft. and it felt Bad. it felt so Bad all i wanted to do was get Bent until i vomited into a Bag. but enough of that. when it comes to rap, there are plenny of reasons why i brag. i'm never brisk. girls tell me to be more curt, when they bitch.
damn cunts. need to be more clean so that was my last cuss. stop making a fuss. you're cranky. cantankerous and i can't take it. things are cluttered. i've collected calligraphy so much,it's a conundrum. rappers never talk about the knights of Columbus. just those Masons. please don't bash my organization. every time you slander me?,i will interrupt you,because your information is corrupted..
god damn it. darwin was right. i figured this out,by studying forms of life, in both the dark and the light. yes i am deranged. D's were already Done,, all the way from army to zygote.. and he wrote it better than I wrote..
effectively. enter my entrapment where i excel in elasticity. it's a lasting thing for me. alas, it's ele-mentary. my organs failed?.when endocrines?.left from me. until there was nothing left in me. nonetheless i was enthralled, by open mics by u all. effectively i been building my way Toward The Stars. eventually i'll be excellent. especially if i make the punctuation exit it..by the way until 'z' this might never end. but between you and me let's not tell zen..
fuck. i've been fileting emcees since i was a little pup. i wouldn't have to if they didn't always front. and i aimed for their chest but hit them in the head because they always ducked. there was no 'f' in that line. but 'f' it, it's fine. rather than typing and rapping on my keyboard i'd rather be sipping san fernando valley wine. i really need ta travel more. like see Florida flamingos. i wouldn't drive,i would fly.. you're woman's a flake. i think the most common rap insult is That"You Are a fake". i think the next gay rights movement is them going on to battle rap sites and asking them not to say 'fag'.
good gracious that last part wasn't great. well at least with respect to the alpha-bet i tried to make. golly this post might be gargantuan. a jolly good sample-size. galactic greetings-- please don't mistake this for my master thesis. earlier did you pronounce antithesis right? great. i thought you'd missed it. but i think you get the jist of it. earlier i referenced darwin, who went to the Galapagos,even though people told him Not to go. "get off me" he said. we are going southward. "please observe the fish, with gills. we can cook them on grills." God.
don't send me to hell. but if i end up there Oh well. hooray. my words are a boomerang. this is a harangue. i can arrange a hanging. only if you refuse to heed my hollow directives. and after the hanging an investigation will be conducted by an honest detective. he has heard of it all before. but this particular crime scene would be horrendous. due to how the neck looks. i haven't thought this out. i don't even have hash. it's 915 so in 15 minutes it will be half past. i don't care if i look like a hack..
i think it's intrinsic that my style is insipid. if you don't read the whole thing,i will disapprove,of your indifference. i will then become infuriated.. your intelligence is inexplicable.. that being said? i'm sure you're crazy. hey baby. why the icicle vibes? we could 've gone on a tricycle ride. but instead you decided to tear out my heart and spite me inside. that's a couplet about a female but it's illegitimate. because it never happened. but i'm ill; deal with it..
just join me in a juxtaposition of all things joyful. you can place them right next to all things that annoy you. jerry rice was the best receiver of all time. discuss. if you don't think so then you're jealous,and your opinions disgust. just shaking off rust. i'm usually mellow but i get jaded,when i find fruit in my jello. i hate it. i'd Rather have the Plain stuff. Beyonce-- Jay's slut. She straightens her hair which indirectly lowers the self-esteem of african american girls Everywhere. discuss. i know. it's tough. i am the jack of all trades. my rhymes are so hot it's like a jalapeno flave..
K's are harder than you might think. i practiced karate in kentucky but all my instructors?, were too rough with me. and they also rushed me. so i quit and just watched kat williams do a stand-up in kansas city. while eating krispy kreme's. they didn't allow pets in,but i brought my cat in & pet my kitty. isn't this comedy killing you softly.. el oh el..
you loser. how didju Lose her? let me guess your lack of love was a liability. and that bouquet of lilacs didn't make up for never listening. and now you have to live with it. or based on your suicidal lamenting,maybe die with it. was 'er name loretta? cool. that's what i named my beretta. i lie. i've been lackadaisical with regards to refilling my lorazepam prescription lately. this could be a factor as to why you hate me. i never told unbornbuddha but i have lupus. which is ten times worse than just puking up mucus. i'm loopy. never lucid. i like the disassociation associated with roofies. i chew them..
drug music therapeutic to the user. please take this moment to take note of my minutiae. i pop molly.and dance inta the moonlight. must stay moist with hydration or end up in the mortuary. you know the old coroner's joke?-the more the merrier. or maybe that was the cemetery. on another note, i could never see myself getting married. too much of a misfit. plus mommy cut me with scis-sors right on my dick tip. you should've been there. i can't believe you missed it. you know this really isn't something you should mimic. keep in mind it has to all come from your mind. keep it up. you're doing magnificent. even if i attack you in maLicious ways, you keep things benevolent. rather than malevolent. much obliged..
i'm glad you could put my neuroticism aside. this cypher has been one heck of a nasty ride. no longer. never in my life have i flowed stronger. i am a narcoleptic. i nitpick the habits of necrophiliacs. nelly would have a knack for rapping this crap. oh there's a K-i wish i could go back. i suck but you are wack. you are a nerd. i'm losing energy. i have no nouns and no verbs.
on top of that,... OH i finish later