Cody Rhodes is the whitest member of the Rhodes family.
Cody Rhodes is the whitest wrestler.
Cody Whites might be the whitest American ever.
This is that motherfucker's wife tho:
^ this nigga knows he won, looking like a somber iguana and shit.
Those psuedo-negro Samoan twins ain't pulling in quality pussy like this, trust. Cody is that dude, salute.