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Originally Posted by Hush
Me me me
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the best way to get a bullet to a man's heart is thru his mom's front door.
this would be easy. i'd lay low on the internet for a few months, probably not even quoting you or even making threads. wait for you to post one of those "what you smokin' on" threads. i'd use that as a reason to PM you about being up in your area and wanting to try some of the tree you be postin' and shit. sounding unlike myself, which would throw you off.
trap is set
tell you i'm rollin' through with my girl and to meet us somewhere public, and a good way to make it look normal is if you bring your uber mobile with you.
let the girl sit in the front seat with you, we make small talk and i'm convinced you don't travel with work on you like that.
we pull up to your house.
i got a wad of cash, i just throw it on your lap from the back seat, and be like "how much can i get for that, if you have enough?"
by that point you're chuckling and licking your lips like "hahaha oh shit badwevver"
pop pop pop pop pop pop!!!!!
right thru your seat, bullets doing somersaults thru your torso and flipping thru the windshield after hitting the steering wheel.
YOU'RE FUCKING TOAST