[Urban Dialect]

The Noah story is real, and did happen, it's been recorded in several places outside of the bible, that a worldwide flood took place. In the book of Enoch, it's explains in detail what happened, basically most of the water came from inside of the earth, it spew out like a giant geyser, like old faithful in Yellowstone, but this one is what created the mid Atlantic ridge , it was so powerful it cracked the land and push them apart creating the continents and shit you see today, the water RAINED back down, the Earth had to blow off a little stream, the core got hotter and all the water inside her erupted out like a women given birth, what scientist say took 1000 of years to happen only took 40 days, actually a little longer throw in a another 100 because the book also speaks about the natural disasters that happened leading up to the flood, but the main event only took 40 days.