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Originally Posted by Dancake
Someone's in a good mood today.
YEAH FUCK YOU INNO FUCK YOU FOR MAKING A TOPIC. NO ONE SMOKES WEED ANYMORE FUCK YOU. PUSSY. BITCH IF YOU ARENT INJECTING DIESEL FUEL DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYE THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG LOL BITCH ASS NIGGA WTF. FUCK YOU. *POPS OPEN BEER CAN* LISTEN DOUCHE. I JUST DID A RAIL OF KETAMINE OFF OF A KOMODO DRAGON FUCK YOUR WEED. PUSSY. LOL WEED. *GOES SOBER FOR 9 DAYS* 420 IS FOR JEWS YOU PUSSY. 4/29=NATIONAL CUT YOUR ARM OFF DAY FUCKIN' PUSSY. BET YOU'LL BE SMOKING FAGGOT WEED LIKE A FAGGOT WHILE IM CUTTING MY ARM OFF WITH A RUSTY KITCHEN KNIFE AND DRINKING THE BLOOD TO GET RE-DRUNK OFF THE EVERCLEAR I JUST SNORTED. PUSSY. *DRINKS FIREBALL SHOT GOES SOBER FINDS GOD MAKES 14 TOPICS ABOUT STUFF ON MY CARPET OPENS BEER CAN* LOL WEED. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN THINK TO MAKE THIS TOPIC. WHAT ARE YOU, 2? MY SON IS CURRENTLY ROLLING AROUND IN THE STREET OFF THE 4 ACID TABS I JUST PUT IN HIS GERBERS. HE A HARD ASS NIGGA. TAUGHT HIM MY WAYS. IF I EVER CATCH ONE OF MY 12 KIDS SMOKING POT IMA MAKE THEM SMOKE A WHOLE OUNCE AND GO TO KARATE CLASS TO TEACH THEM A LESSON. AFTER THAT IMA MAKE THEM GO ON NETCEES AND MAKE SOME TOPICS. THEN IMA MAKE THEM EAT A HORSES HEART FILLED WITH COCAINE JUST TO MAKE SURE THEY NEVER BECOME A BITCH ASS NIGGA LIKE YOU INNO. *MAKES A TOPIC ABOUT BEANBAG CHAIRS* 4/20? GUESS WHAT I DID ON 4/20? I BROKE MY 12TH COPY OF THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP IN HALF AND STABBED EACH SIDE INTO MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE IM FUCKING SATAN DUDE. WHILE YOU'RE OVER THERE BEING SPICOLI IM SUMMONING BEELZEBUB OR BEATLEJUICE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AND PUTTING BATTERY ACID IN MY DAUGHTERS ACNE CREAM. YOU GOT TO TOUGHEN UP FAGGOT. THIS AINT NO GAME. *DRINKS A BUD LIGHT* *APPLIES TO WAL-MART SCHOOL* *CRASHES CAR INTO SEADADS SUBMARINE* *GETS ASSAULTED BY SEADAD* *SEADAD JOINS BRITISH ROYAL AIR FORCE* *MAKES 17 TOPICS ABOUT GOING TO JAIL* *DOESN'T GO TO JAIL* *DRINKS BUD LIGHT* THIS IS THE SINGLE GAYEST AND MOST BITCHMADE TOPIC ANYONE'S EVER FUCKING MADE DUDE. I ONCE LIVED DURING 4/20. NEVER AGAIN. I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT FUCKING DAY ON MY CALENDAR FAGGOT. IT GOES 4/18, 4/19, 4/21. THAT'S IT. I HAD A COURT DATE ON 4/20. DIDN'T SHOW BECAUSE THAT DAY DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST DUDE. I WAS SHOVING GHOST PEPPERS LACED WITH PCP UP MY ASS ON THE LAST NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AND EXISTING 4/20. *MAKES A TOPIC ABOUT THE LETTER 4*. FUCK YOU NIGGA.
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Awe laud im to high for this shit. Gone@ rail of ketamine of a komoto dragons back, fucking a yo!