[uh-oh]

that i expect black people to give me dap instead of normal handshakes

just met a new neighbor and he's like blah blah im blah blah and i'm like watup im da god and go to shake hands, and let me preface that i am stoned to the gills just taking my trash out not trying to interact, but anyways i swing in to slap hands and it turns to an awkward george washington handshake.

which made me think like, if i met some 30 year old white dude i wouldve went in for a square handshake. but since it was a 30 year old black dude (or 80, or 15, who knows amirite) i went in to dap him like a homie

im stoned and overanalyzing a brief interaction obviously. but thats what weed does so there is that.