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Old 04-19-2015, 01:23 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Mutilate View Post
u suck wit bitches - awkward when it comes to bone
So if Allen taking a girl out.. It's her comfort zone
okay
Fkn alcoholic, wallow in sorrows cuz you assed out
Get jackdenyou'll licka shot till you pass out
lick a shot? stretch
I admit. he did get a girl. But I'm not the one to tattle.
She had Knight in shining armor.. cuz he ain't never fought a battle
didn't connect & knight flips are beyond played
Heard he banged a girl named November.. He was on his grind
Till 6 seconds in knight came sooner like ending daylight savings time
bad wording, stupid setup
After the same chick? No comp here, she said no.. Told em twice
Then chose to stay at my crib over knight
knight flip. night flip. night flip.
We both got perfect records, but not after the votes in tonight
Cuz imma hand you ur first L like u neva smoked in ya life
k but played
This tug of war, Sharp set you up I'll kill this pussy.. Bang a kitten
But i should give you some slack..... Then fuck around and hang you with it!
no
I see u with a throat tat.. some boring lyrics at best
You claim Alpha? Bet. I'm in wolf mode.. Coming to take a bite out ya neck
Bet that he claims alpha...? not sure if AK has lyrics tattooed on his neck but i think this would work way better in a pic battle regardless
A bullet'll leave you sitting in a wheelchair, fractured skull
You riding with ya woes... I gotta clear shot from Da grassi knoll
no.
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Originally Posted by Allen Knight View Post
im bringin an aluminum bat to ur house & knock
i'll give Mewtwo swings to the skull & leave his cranium pokin out his top
nah
i stay beatin ur moms vag, ur a fuckin loser chump
that bitch Levitt wen my dick disappears in her pussy like a Looper jump
k
my fists'll destroy ur grill faggot, i'll toss ur best
after these uppercuts Lanyard jaw's gonna be hanging off ur neck
little forced but okay
ur sluts a fat piece of shit & eatin's wreckin her bones
Cuz your Dollhouse cheeseburgers the size of fuckin replica homes
lmaoo
my goons ready to kidnap muthafuckas, i'll phone my zone
one Culkin make u go MIA, u wont be leaving ur fuckin Home Alone
good
i listen to illmatic before wars, then rip my targets flaws
talkin shit about Nozzle geta hose tapped from ur mouth to a car exhaust
your love for Nas is truly admirable
ur ho's a virgin but i'll fuck her, ur to much of a coward too
shit i told that stupid whore Eucalyptus dick & then i'll de-flower you
lol word
the moment u joined NBL it crashed, i'll smoke u fast
Mutated the league w/ his wackness n transformed it from dope to trash
nah

ICE.
AK had two strong hits (Culkin, Dollhouse) one of which definitely snagged line of the battle, some okay hits and a slight miss or two- the only bad bar being Mewtwo. Mutilate had a couple bad misses, mostly stale nameflips, and questionable delivery especially in those setups. No one really came w/ personals except maybe the Alphabet one which was badly worded.

Definitely had AK taking this one w/ more creative bars and universally better execution.
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