[PancakeBrah]

It's not a marketing ploy. It's Han Solo. He's, I don't know, PART OF THE FUCKING STORYLINE. Oh yeah, welcome to 100 years ago when this was breaking news you cunt. NO BIG DEAL.

OH WOW JJ ABRAHAMS OH JEESSZ HE MIGHT FUKT THIS UP GUYS

*EDITS POST 25 TIMES*

OH WOW JJ ABRAHAM OH JEESUSZ MIGHT NOT BE GEWD HES NAME IS JJ SO IDK JJ WATT IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL BUT WHAT OF HIS TASTE IN CINEMEA SEE WE DON'T KNOW HE MIGHT FU-......WIAT.......GUYS......IS THAT A ROBOT!? WOW NVM DIDN'T THINK THEY'D HAVE ROBOTS WOW JEEZY WHAT A STRATEGIC PLAN TO REALLY ROPE PEOPLE IN THOSE CLEVER BASTARDS. SEE I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT HOW SHITTY JJ BAREA IS AND THEN OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY THERE'S A FUCKING ROBOT REALLY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS NOW IM SOLD. 100% IN ON THIS NOW. I HAD MY DOUBTS BUT ONCE THEY TRICKED ME WITH THIS DON-DRAPER-ESQUE MARKETING CAMPAIGN OF SHOWING THINGS THAT ARE IN THE MOVIE THOSE FLEW OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW. BRB DRILLING FOR OIL MAYBE I COULD BE A DIRECTOR I KNOW A GUY NAMES JJ WE CALL HIM JJ HIS REAL NAME IS JJ IDK BUT HE'S NOT A ROBOT SO IDK IF HIS MOVIE IS GOOD YET GOOD GUY THOUGH

go fuck yourself