No...God would love me for our similarities
A mirror reflecting everything God wanted to share with me
its embarrassing, and the flattery, well received
I run everything from heaven above..to hell beneath
My wealth exceeds selfish needs, I'm in a pagoda...
practicing yoga with your girl on top of my shoulders
speaking like Yoda..drinking a mocha, doing the polka
you a soldier...in Old Navy folding shirts til your quota..
I'm a soldier sitting on your sofa with a soda & mimosa
lounging like Cool J, knock the stuffing out your toupee
listening to Lupe, knocking pictures outta their new frames
autographing your wifes tits with my children
never catch me riding dirtt the rubbers make me a chameleon
no trace, like I'm tryna tie the game with a duece
men are like bitches, at least you are and that's stating the truth
Thinking you Joseph Gordon how you want to stay in the loop
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.....laugh....and the world laughs with you
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