Alex Trebek's moustache powderer
pay him $15 and he'll sprint your laps at a Walk-a-Thon wearing your name tag
No job, just lowballs cutlery sets on Craigslist for the love of the game
the guy in the smoking room @ every party talking bout stupid shit he's done high and you pay him to leave
sits in the subway, if you put a $1 in his hat he swallows a ballpoint pen and draws Staten Island using only his nose
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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah
I'm going to start off on a tangent.
when I write, lately, I feel as if I begin by stringing together ambient ideas and concepts, then i realize I'm just typing the words coffee, tawdry, and autumn over and over and over, again, then I pass out dru-
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