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uh-oh, four pieces of advice:
1. Get measured at JC Penney's or Macy's or where ever you were planning on going. It takes two minutes.
2. Don't buy shirts labeled "fitted." They're for in-shape people, not us.
3. Look for wrinkle-free because you definitely don't plan on ironing it.
4. Whatever they tell you the neck size should be (the number that's in the 17 or 18 range), go a half-size up.