04-09-2015, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by oats murkel
when I was 22, I was fucking a 37 year old. anyone who has seen my movie The Newest Pledge may recognize her as the woman who played my mother. Big ol fake titties. it was intimidating, but exciting. she learned me real quick. chicks like that are def worth the exploration for the old pump and dump. anyway I digress, she introduced me to the plug game, and it's weird but cool, just there to prep the butthole while you do other shit. first time I used toys on a person, too. pushed the limits of my freak ceiling, stuck fingers and shit in my butt, but I went with it.
in short, I say go with it, get away with as much as you can, just remember that most chicks aren't like that. after a few weeks with the aforementioned chick, I did some gnarly shit to other girls (stuck my toes in their vagina while they were doming me, punched them in the ribs and shit), and they generally were not pleased with my behavior.
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fuckin GON at rib shots hahaha.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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