Sharp's Predictions
Bomb Bard vs Shank
Don't know who Bomb Bard is. Shank is a pretty formidable match for most new cats so unless Bomb's got text experience (possible) I think Shank'll get this pretty easily.
Shank: 75/25
big baby vs XLNC
big baby can be funny. But if that fails, it can be awful - nothings worse than a lame joke verse. That said his opponent's name was explained, longbar style, in his intro thread. If he sticks around it's very possible his verse won't be any sort of effective. If it turns out he's good then dope, but as of right now I gotta go with what I know is a competent verse and bb can drop at least that. Looking forward to seeing what XLNC has.
big baby: 70/30
Cymbicort vs jilti
Could be a cool battle. jilti's had some dope drops since showing up here and is definitely solid competition. Cymbicort was learning pretty well when we last saw dude but I got no idea what's happened in between then and now. If dude's been honing his text skills that's sick, but if not all good - this is the place to do it. Overall I think jilti's got the edge unless Cymbicort shows up with something serious.
jilti:70/30
Kid Phresh vs Defiant
No idea who Kid Phresh is. Honestly the name's giving me a low expectation. Defiant can be iffy but if he has time to write but if he does he's probably able to win this one. Giving him the edge but I can't rule Kid Phresh out.
Defiant: 65/35
Greed vs Witty
Callin this for BOTW if both show. Greed's a wildcard who's been a match for Alvin Karpis but can come pretty awkwardly too. Witty's got a good sense of humor that shows up in his battle verses, all he needs is to have some good wordplay and he's a competitor. If he can do that he can take it but Greed's not someone you can count out easily. It's close but I think Witty's best would take it while Greed does have consistency on his side. Calling it dead even in the odds.
Either Way: 50/50
Hush vs Bags (pics)
Double no-show. I only put the battle up as a courtesy.
Sharp's least useful post ever: 100/0
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Outro
Alright. Expect some of this every week from me and Allen and the battles to run like clockwork. I'm fine with starting small and letting it build, NBL is too dope and with Cashius waiting for the first contenders in week 3 the competition will only get better. Alright, drop dope guys and I'll see you in the league.