so this other bish I just started talkin to...well...I made brief mention of her before...
Ayo. Yo. But look.
So.
She the one who's fiance got cancer in his shoulder joints er what have u. I am nearly positive he is still fighting the good fight because she said she couldn't go get her dildo atm in a text cuz he was in there sleep. But I'm getting ahead of myself. So this bitch look like she 14 but she got sum green hair highlights an tattoos an a nose ring. So she texts me talm bout wat hobbies do u have etc. So of course I'm like...I'm an ncg. I fagot harder then all the fagots. I'm bout that lime life. An I told her I be lifting. She knows. CUZ I'm fuckin chiseled but I told her anyways so it didn't seem like my only hobby is calling peaple fagot an nigger on the Internet. She's like oh well...I do cosplay an I play card games. An I'm like....bitch u wot? wat is a cosplay like u shop at Costco er wat manner of fuckery r u whining bout!? an cards...like...poker!? She like nah....I watch japo gook cartoons about chinks pulling rickshaws full of rice thru Tokyo in robot costumes with guns that are larger then the actual character......... then ....I dress up like these people like it's Halloween an go to comicon events an they judge me. So....ant this point I'm losing interest....she won't send any pics an my once hard dick has become flaccid and impatient. (I posted her pic w me on Halloween if u member she was Alice in wonderland.) So then I'm like cool. Wat cards do u play....an she's like magic the gathering....an talm bout people play in flyer decks with lifesteal an I'm like....when he is this happening. Then she like......I also like getting fucked with a buttplug jammed in my asshole. U you waaaaaaaat!? She's like yea u can hit me an choke me an throw me around. I like chick's I like to eat PUSSY an this erotic confessional of absurd sexual activities just comes spurting out of this tiny nerd an I'm shocked. Intimidated even. She said she been with over 50 guys!? She weighs 90lbs an I'm terrified of her. Obv I made her tell me more while I jerked off to her Alice pic from Halloween but bros....should I enter tbis tiny see demons ravaged cooler bug!? What if she does something I never seen before or.wants me to do something I don't know how to do? Buttplugs!? Idk if I'm ready for this life bros. Do I just pop the plug into her butthole an just leave it there....what does it look like? A bottle binky!? How hard does she want me to choke her!? Didn't David Caradine die like that!?!? An he was a kung fu master. This bitch just slut with a pension for manga and intricate sexual exploration. She ain't shit. Sure to die. Or what if her fiance dies of cancer while we r fuckin an she gets the call after we get done? Can u say awkward? She prolly like a 6 tho.
Discus?
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My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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