Thanks for the critique, Mike.
As far as teaching abroad, I've never heard of any country accepting less than a bachelors. Different counties pay differently, but if you want to know the particulars of Korea, I'll send you a pm. In short, I work less and make way more than I did in the states + no rent.
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uh-oh on my deathbed, assuming I have one, I will think briefly of my time on NC, and your persona will come to mind as I pass into the great unknown.