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my mom is super religious. jesus died for her sins fasho.

she thinks when she dies she is gonna be in heaven with her mom, and eventually me and my sister and we're gonna live in paradise forever.

but thats not heaven for ME. i don't want to live with my mom and sister forever. i want to live with a thousand halle berrys salma hayeks and nameless booty models. i want it to be a neverending food orgy where im just fucking and eating everything.

how could both heavens exist? how could i be in heaven with my mom, and having a fuck orgy?

THOSE AREN'T REAL QUESTIONS. ITS NONSENSE.

i just don't understand the religious mind. i understand in a way its admitting ignorance and just picking the side you've been inundated with. its even shoring up your bets like hell it might be wrong, but on the slim chance its right i'll be loling at uhoh in HADES while im up in heaven with jesus and st peter like a boss

but i mean, i dunno. doesn't make sense to me.

as far as the CHURCH we all know its a corrupt fucked up system, but church itself in principle isnt a bad thing. its full of dummies sure, but they are all positive and sit through lectures in nice clothes and then everyone shakes hands and spreads positivity while filling the pockets of con artists.

but its still positive, so i understand it helping people. its a social setting where no one is going to fuck with you, its about helping eachother and shit.