My friend, I think I have said this to you before, but I will be more blunt about it here: This isn't interesting. Here's the thing: You're a Hawaiian poet and mixed-martial-arts writer teaching in South Korea with extensive world travels and a past that includes being on an MTV date show. You have real, interesting and relevant things to write about. Yet you choose topics handled traditionally by 23-year-old trust finders who moved to Brooklyn after graduating from Vassar with an English degree so they could write occasionally for The Awl.
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