Go 'head get your mu-mu-men cause I hate to.rub it in
But the stutterin' gon' make me call Ruben Studdard in
who has a Reuben and another friend who clubbed like..
'Fuck it then, you two can eat or be two good fucking friends'
Then the girl you fucked last Tuesday comes jumping in
talkin all that 'These ho's ain't loyal to nothing but a sandwich'
come & this foot long you damn bitch, thats when my glands twitch
I start handing out some sloppy beef like a manwich
hard til' my pants rip, same way you fall and get road rash quick..
hard to understand it, dialect from a distant planet..
stranded in mid-voyage..them fantasies seem a bit boyish
but you ain't worth the shit shat in Bigs toilet
Making it easy to get you kidnapped & poisoned
than leaving you gift wrapped for your kids enjoyment
but who cares...its just a temperment that hears six voices
til you tell em to shut up cause it gets annoying..
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