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Originally Posted by Mercules

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ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair
she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair
Eh, this was ok.
You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur
should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more
Nah.
Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick
VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick
What?
plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick
I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant!
Nah. Decent lulz, but nah.
ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass
most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments
This doesn't rhyme and there is no flip.
fuckin dork

Originally Posted by Destroyer

something flippant here

if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy
cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody
This is ok.
fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right?
& when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life
I've seen this.
if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack
all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track
Nah lol.
des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends
but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens
Eh.
& I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks
he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks
Nah.
comment about how u were easily dispatched here

Man this was not a good battle at all. I got Des though for at least a couple decent lines. Idk what that was about Merc, I've seen you come way better than this. Lookin like you keyed this up while you were cookin eggs. Des wasn't much better, but he did enough here.