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Old 03-14-2015, 08:52 AM   #80
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not me, but another friend of mine, when we were like 13-14 used to mess around with this dirty chick

just feeling her boobs and fingering her, light kiddie shit...

anyway they used to go down this place that was like an old sewage works with tunnels

he told me they were down there this one day and he was fingering fuck outta here with the quickness, his hand slipped out and dipped into the sewage beneath them

he continued to finger this broad regardless like fuck it, thought nothing of it

YEARS AND YEARS later im talking now, we hear this bitch has developed cysts on her ovaries and all sorts of shit lol

she goes to the docs because of the pain and has no idea whats up... ends up needing a hysterectomy or some shit where they remove all her reproductive organs and tell her she will never be able to have kids

to this DAY I still clown him saying he's the reason she can never reproduce loooooool

theres only about 3-4 of us who know that tale

straight nasty shit yo ahahahahahaha
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