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when i was like 9 i shit behind my buddies garage and we all laughed about it.

when i was like 11 i was throwing rocks into the air and swinging at them with a broken broom handle and it slipped out of my hand and went kartwheeling sideways through the air and hit this black chick in the forehead and split her shit, i panicked when her mom poked her head out the window to see why her daughter was screaming and i ran home.

i got into a fight with my next door neighbor once on a trampoline and his dad was partying with his buddies, kicking a flat basketball to his dogs and shit, well anyways as i was leaving after beating his kid up (i pushed him down like a G) i got WHACKED in the face with the basketball. purely accidental. but i was crying and leaving at the time i was struck and thought they did it on purpose, told my dad and he went over there ready to beat the shit out of those hillbillies but came back laughing with a beer when he found out what really happened. i was pissed.

uhh.

mostly shit like that. im trying to delve into the DATABANK