this dude is proud of the fact he ate so many beer-battered fries that he got a DUI.
this dude hides the potpourri that he smokes in the modem of his Sega Dreamcast
lookin like a lesbian softball coach disguised as Stuart Little's big brother
lookin like he smokes menthol Tampax
lookin like he interprets Klingon for an H&R Block part time.
lookin like he made a dildo in shop class and dropped out
lookin like the dude from Troll 2 talkin bout THEYRE EATING HER AND THEYRE GONNA EAT ME NEXT....OHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDDD
Lookin like Shrek when that spell turned him into human
this dude tried to jump ant hills on a bmx whilst wearing a cape and an Iron Man helmet
lookin like he smokes hot glue sticks with B-Rad Gluckman's posse
lookin like he wears khakis to a Presbyterian church and sits on the back pew writing new episodes of Firefly with his emo cousin.
dude lookin like he got carded at Toys R Us and escorted of the premises by Seth Rogen as a security guard.
Lookin like he drinks honey badger semen out of a coconut shell with a 12 foot crazy straw
lookin like he built a skateboard ramp without doing any measurements on the wood before cutting. Doesn't even skate.
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