Bro lookin like a 1990's after school special about the perils of Down Syndrome and spray paint fumes in the bar on Deep Space 9.
Lookin like he makes sand art with the Mucinex booger
Lookin like he got his glasses prescription in a Vietnam flashback from an armless juggler with half a mustache.
Lookin like he jerks off to still life paintings of reindeer titties
Bro got 2 lazy eyes that were both made over-zealous by lasik.
This photo was put on Craig's List with the caption: CAN'T FIT ALL OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE? HMU
Lookin' like he pumps gas at the gas station on Deliverance
his wifebeater size is ADOLESCENT SNORLAX
Lookin like he recreates the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding incident using action figures and a glass coffee table.
breath smelling like Jabba The Hutt's interpreter's taint meat fold sweat
got Old Spice in his pee hole once
This nigga got the screen name OPTIC BLAST on the Velma Mingle message board.
has roles as a reoccurring character in Adam Sandler direct-to-dvd releases known as BREAKFAST GOBLIN
this nigga tried to trim warts off with a bolt cutter from his uncle's boat house.
this nigga can see smells in the dark
if he holds a seashell to his ear, he can see past events that were altered due to rips in the space-time continuum where his dad pulled out and his stepdad got off at a different interstate exit as a teenager.
lookin like Pedobear with a high-and-tight
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