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Originally Posted by Batty
lookin like the dead kid from Stand by Me in a Judd Apatow film.
this nigga lookin like a background character in Gummo modeling tank tops on Pinterest for Dollar General skateboard wear.
looking like a bi-curious Yu-Gi-Oh dealer's profile pic on Christian Mingle for Gaytheists.
looking like he freebases Hostess snack cake filling out of Super Mario warp pipe
this nigga is Larry The Cable Guy's nephew: Sonny The Attic Dwelling Chronic Masturbater.
looking like he's got one arm that's shorter than the other and a he drives a jet ski in circles in Carl Grimes chocolate pudding
Lookin like he can't even see how gay he is, but he is bi-focal curious.
wife beater lookin like it was stone washed in fishtank gravel
Lookin like he lives in a mobile home filled with cigarette smoke and bad life decisions
Lookin like he got online and got catfished into trading his dirt bike to a 43 year old tilt-a-whirl operator named Bama.
Lookin like his skintone is: flea market dust
Lookin like Bray Wyatt got drafted into the National Guard.
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Lol, repped. Best roast posts thus far.
Larry the cable guy leaned me. Put a beard on this young nigga and he'll be Bags nephew.