Dancake vs. shank
A decent match up that will never happen, Dan wont show cuz hes to busy chuggin a bottle of jameson off one of his constructions buddy make shift beerbongs an listening to some emo shit about to cut his wrist in the johnny on the spot out side his friends trailer home, Shank will never show cuz hes to busy in canada using john hensley punchlines as a code for a kiddnapping ransom note like the riddiller laughing crazy thinking about how he will come back an win something for once in his career an not have a sub .500 rec even bittin hens concepts, he also saving up for a transgender operation he wants to be male an female at once, all for pic battles so he can confuse his victim.
Winner= us having one less thing to vote on
Amen vs. bane baby
This is the fund of the weirdos, both are fuckin unlol fuck boi's, amen is that nigga in ur crew thats always got crusty lips an wearing stretched out sweat stain sun faded fitted hats to tight for his big ass head & tight shirts w/ baggy as fuck southpole jeans an tinted brown white air forces that acts like he gets hoes, nigga looks like ll cool j in 50 years w/ brain damage, nigga got the swag of a special ed class, the type to drop played punchs an then call other ppl shit played & Bane is one of the biggest corn ball weridos,
this nigga is azn tooo, lolll, the type to troll a site an pretend hes a baby, this nigga got cat blood in his bottle, his first words were german sheepard, this nigga lives above a panda express, this is a werid battle, idk.
Gaymen wins= 60/40
Aero vs. Witty
Witty is cool but the thing is he has a dark past, it all started one dark Ireland night, he was drinking at the local pub on his 17th beer railin lines of green cocaine u kno doing his normal tuesday night routine. it was time to go home he felt, so in a drunken fumble he gets up an stumbles out to the cobble stone streets of his white trash hood as he walked to his one bedroom house which housed 3 families in it, he got more drunk as he walked an more drunk feeling all typed of coke high an liquor waves, he starts to see foxes cross the street then he gets mad, in a drunked rage he charges at them, only to catch the smallest one, which to his delight was a female, so he
drags it by its tail to a dark jack the ripper lookin ally yellin obseen things to the fox like u lil slut & things of that nature, the fox is terrified, so it doesnt move know if she screamed for help or fought back he would kill her, so
witty the savage mongol he is starts to press it on the floor then ripps open his dirt stained cargo pants an proceeds to penatrate his victim w/ his memeber. the fox can do nothing be think it will be over soon an dont fight back, but it was wrong witty rapes for 5 hours plus, stoppin to do lines of coke off the tail of the fox an laughin like the joker, once he finished in it mouth, he says tell any one an i'll kill ur whole family...then he runs away like the coward he is, leaving the fox to limp home feeling thoughts of shame an self worth and if shes pregnant, she goes home never to speak of it again, years go by an shes living w/ this on her mind as she hunts in the woods for rats an berries, she even goes to counciling once a week now she has a feelin of new self worth..so a year passes an witty again in another drunk rage walkin the streets crosses paths w/ the same fox they stare into each others eyes as the dark fog passes witty has vomit an cum stains on his shirt the foxs goes on llike nothing happens....then witty relized wat he did. now he has a new found respect for foxes.
Hes versing an unknow battler that will no show.
Witty wins= via no hoe
Mike Wrecka vs. Alvin Karpis
This will be one sided cuz mike wont shoe, he went mia in a fit of homosexual rage cuz his admin powers were takin away but thats normal for any 33 year old but hes still pretty decent at text...alvin is dope and will win this even if mike shows. but it could be close.
Karp wins=Via no hoe
Defiant vs. Hush
Def can drop some good shit, wen he shows...i think hes to busy in britain polishing shoes on the corner for fags & weed to post, hush is dope as hell wen hes motivated an wants to show, he got the swag of kanye an personality to much, thats my nig...he got cool cars to.
Hush wins=80/20
ricky tan vs. Unfukwitable
Idk who ricky is an prolly win no show, un is decent he
can drop some good shit.
Un wins=80/20
timeless vs. King Karaoke
Time is decent he can be inconsistent at times, hes goin vs kar which
is a tough spot to be in, kar is a mythical creature that dwells in the sewers of NYC because he is actually donatello from the ninja turtles he tapped the wifi from a local mcdonalds an thats why he doesnt post pics cuz master splinter feels the world isnt ready to kno they exist yet, he sits in his train kart room reading battles trying to perfect his craft an eatin dominos all day while practicing karate, he will reveal himself in due time.
Kar Wins=70/30