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IM BAGSCAKE. AKA DANTHONY. AKA CAPSSAGRAPHS MCGRAFF. FATHER WAS A PAN DAD WAS A CREPE. MADE IN TEST TUBE. DNADAD A BAG. DAD ABUSIVE TO FATHER. WISHES HE WAS PANCAKE NOT CREPE. THROUGH OUT ARM IN MINOR LEAGU9. LIL CREPE PUSHED TO BE PANCAKE. CREPES GET LAUGHED OUT IN BRIMSLIMTON, NORTH DAKOTA. NORTH DAKOTA SOUTH DAKOTA. NO HOMELESS IN WEST DAKOTA. NO SUBS IN EAST DAKOTA. CREPE DAD BEATS DANSWOTH CAKELY FOR GIV6NG HOMELESS BACON SYRUP. LOCKS IN BASEMENT. BAS3MNT A SEX DUNGEON. RUSTY WISK. DUSTY FIST. GETS FISTED WITH WISK. NOW HOMESCHOOLED. NEXT DOOR NEIGH5ORS CALL US FREAKS. STUPID FRENCH TOAST. WI WI. FRENCOIS BREADES. FAGGIT DADS ADOPT NEW BROTHER. IS OMELET MADE OF MY TEARS. WINS JV BASEBALL TOURNMAE43NT. ILL ALWAYS JUST BE A CREPE. MOVES TO OHIO ON SCHOLARSHIP TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE. DRINKS PBR. JOINS BAND NAMED AGAINST THE TIDES. MAKE GR8T MUSIC ABOUT STUFF OPPOSITE EVERY OTHER SONG MADE. GROUNDBREAKING. DONE 3 SHOWS. ALL ON A SIDEWALK. RECORD DEAL OFFER FROM KENYAN PRNCE VIA EMAIL. WE DONT NEED LABELS. DONT NEED EMAIL. BUYS RAVEN FOR COMMUNICATION. DID IT FIRST. BEFORE WAS COOL. RAVEN EATS BANDMATES. M8VE TO PENNYSLANIV9. OMELET BRO NOW THERE GOING TO PENN STATE ON BASEBALL SCHOLARSHIP. CREPE DAD WALKS BY ME WITHOUT A WORD. CRY NEW OMELET NOW SISTER. SISTER FUCKS BURNT TOAST. POURED SYRUP ON BURNT TOAST TRU STORY. NOT LYING BROS. OMELET SISTER LICKS SYRUP9 OFF TOAST. TAKE MILK BATH LATER THAT NIGHT. PUT WAFFLE IRON IN. KILL SELF. GHOST BATTLES HUSH ON NETCEES. GETS 30 NEG REPS. LOSES. KILLS SELF AGAIN.
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