[PancakeBrah]

A long time ago I had written a reply to a post of yours. You were being stupid again so I said your were bald. And that being bald is funny. Then I said I was going to take your kids and put them on your trampoline and put a plastic dome over it and put pogo sticks, bouncy balls, and flubber underneath the trampoline so as to increase the taut jumpiness of the trampoline. They wouldn't be able to stop bouncing and their heads would hit the bubble dome. It wouldn't hurt because I'm no psychopath. What would happen, though, would be the subtle erosion of their hair over time from the repeated thuds against the bubble. I would keep them there until they were bald just like you and I would yell to you "JAMES THIS IS THE PAIN YOUR ONLINE CHARADE HAS WROUGHT; LOOK UPON THINE SPAWN AND SEE THINE SIN IN HUMAN FLESH." You would break down and pray to Yahweh. But Yahweh would not heed your prayers because your life is awash in sin and baldness and horribly written text bars. You would ask me for forgiveness, pleading. And I would simply say 'No.' as I clicked the c4 charge that blew up your online degree diploma.

But I decided against posting it at the time because idk, didn't feel right.