ah I wish I could find shit from planetrap or rapsearch, but I think those places are long gone. that was like 2001-2003 shit, would be hilariously terrible.
but, from my 2010 comeback:
vs. McDodne
Quote:
I need some advice, someone help with this shit please
I feel obese really, guilty cuz I'm about to binge on McD's
I'm serious though, don't even bother mentioning polls
this kid is AIMing at my head, too bad he's gettin checked by his parental controls
I'll let it be known even though I promised your mommy
she was raped by the Hamburglar and out came McDodne
if you didn't know by now, you can see that I'm all vet
droppin rhymes? look at your age son, you even dropped your balls yet?
destiny or death? then I guess someday what you write might be read
cuz only the good die young, so it looks like you got a long life ahead!
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and my first topicals, which are all pretty terrible:
Introducing Oatmeal
Quote:
settle down everyone, I don't want to hear any interruptions
allow me to borrow your attention for this little introduction
my name is oatmeal, and most kids think that I'm plenty cool
but get to know me and you'll see I dip my toes in many pools
since I'm on this site I like to write, as you probably could guess
but I also like to surf, read, play music and trade ETF's
got my series 7, I'm clearly pleasant and that's an understatement
you may have noticed I encourage proper grammar and punctuation...
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Oatmeal Anonymous
Quote:
check it, OA runs this internet shit
forget it, this ain't just another text rip
so let this be a warning, don't fuck with the best, shit
cuz when we drop yall get chicken, we just get chicks
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Musical Chemistry
Get It Girl