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Old 01-10-2015, 08:54 PM   #30
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Bb woke. Peen hard. Smacked it. Knew it wouldnt do anything but did anyway. Laughed. Woke up. eye crust serious. So serious, wiped 4 times. nothing. still blind. more. Rock falls out. had a rock in my eye. dying. Old. Where'd it come from? The clock said 6:23 but i thought it said fuck you. So blind. Woke up. No breakfast. Tired. Drank 2 bottles of water. Thirsty. Drank more on the way to work. Yeah, work. Mustachia texted me. Told her to stfu. Straight up. Listened to a podcast. Didn't though, just wanted people conversing in the background. Had it on low. like 3 volume. Just enough to hear them conversing. Wanted to punch things. Did. Punched them. Just kidding, didn't. Made 2 boxes to put stuff in. Tape gun. Cut myself. Got a papercut. Cardboard cut. imagined my peen getting a papercut in the urethra. Mind shearing image. Hurt. Cringing. Cringing now. hate it. Worst. Worser than a blade in ur eyeball. Like, reapers blade. Yuck. Tired. Went home, slept. Woke up, hated myself. Know I'm better than everyone, so doesnt matter. Farted ridiculously long. Drank soup. Like 9 bowls. Just endlessly. Not even paying attention to it. Just drinking. Pee'dfor like 5 hours. Wish I could see my soup turn into pee. We havent seen this happen. Nobody has. Hate pee. Hate when it splashes in the toilet bowl. Bb doesnt like it. Mad. Avoid the water. Try to aim on the side. miss sometimes. Hits the floor. Dont clean it. Disgusting. Cold pee. Just leave it till it evaporates. Dog peed on the floor. Stain there now. Fucka idiyote.
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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