[Witty]

Originally Posted by Dancake

I woke up and made a breakfast consisting of 5 scrambled eggs, 1 cup of oatmeal with brown sugar, a banana, and a protein shake.

I then wrote a dissertation on two Open Mics which I have yet to post, instead hoping to get them published in Science within the fortnight.

As of this very second I am eating two cans of tuna raw and a salad for lunch while listening to Jay Electronica's 'Eternal Sunshine' after being stunned by his guest spot on PRhyme, the first I've heard of him.

Next, I plan on going to the local YMCA and engaging in the act of squatting with weight on my shoulder girdle.

Thereafter, I will go over to an acquaintances house to watch the day's NFL games.

At night, I may write some silly text piece for the AOWL. Some rhymes have been kicking around my head for days now.

My mind is becoming sharp again with my clean diet and healthy lifestyle which began, predictably, on the 1st of the year. I hope to soon become CEO of the Earth with these improvements.

Glad to see your day is productive as well.

When you become CEO can I have a job please?

And some tuna?