Top Punches
Karaoke vs Allen Knight
Your crib is small as hell, newborn pussy couldn't be tighter
& ur car's a piece of shit, anyone who thinks that Honda slaps hasn't played street fighter
Cashius vs Swerve
Every single girl turns you down. He ain't even boning no cows
Even those bitches that Big Ben throwing passes at him...this lame's like Antonio Brown
Allen Knight vs Karaoke
try puttin a bounty on my head, my ruger blast jaws
cuz if u come at Nightcap then 1 shot to ur fuckin mouth is ur last call
Cashius vs Swerve
Don't lie...Bitches despise you. Head? You're not gonna get it, my G
Cause no matter what Patellar Reflex is the OPPOSITE of hitting her knees
Karaoke vs Allen Knight
We laughed when u called yourself Maserati, somebody must've told this jerk wrong
You're only allowed to nickname urself after the cars u own, not the ones u worked on
Destroyer vs Amen
scared to go pics, but u post selfies in chat threads... full of men, dude
guess u dont want cats to take whacks at em, unless its in the privacy of their own bedroom
Junto vs Potatosacklegend
Yea I'm a G so I flip shit... we know that you don't be bout that biz
This week's the only time of year you EVER movin tree out your crib
timeless vs Blanco Bishop
Chase the Green everyday, plus I got the pounds I been growing.
If you Follow the Dollar, its cus your broke and the wind's blowing.
Power Rankings
1. Karaoke
Current champ and last season shows he can defend the title.
2. Cashius
One of the maybe 5 guys in the league right now I can see beating Karaoke and he has the chance to do it.
3/4. Amen/Muff
Contenders in a close matchup. Hard to say who's moving on to the champ match next week.
5. Alvin Karpis
Last season's champ back in and could definitely see a champ match in the near future.
6. Destroyer
One of the better active in the NBL and definitely headed for a contender match in the near future.
7/8. Knucklehead/Strikta
Great battlers who could definitely champ provided they show AND dont get themselves rebanned.
Parent of the Century
http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=...84&pnref=story
I lol'd
WEEK 5 ROAST RESULTS
this is where it goes if @
Strikta ever does it
if not this is where I'll put the pics/video of his crucifixion
Previews
Champ match: King Karaoke 6-0 vs Cashius 4-0
This should be dope. Two of the best active heads in text in a champ match that could easily be one of this season's highlights. It's tought to predict because both of these guys are capable of phoning it in or dropping absolute flames. The last time these two battled was last season, with Karaoke coming out on top. Both are capable of taking it here, I can't really call it either way.
Equal shot: 50/50
Contender Match: Amen 4-2 vs Muff 4-2
Should be a good rematch here. These two met earlier in the season and Amen took it pretty convincingly. That said this one could definitely go either way, both dudes having their own styles that they use effectively and their own shortcomings that show up occasionally. I gotta give Amen the slight edge for beating Muff a few weeks ago, but if Muff gets the dub here it wouldn't be an upset.
Amen: 55/45
Destroyer 3-3 vs Mercules 3-3
This one has potential to be good, both guys can be hot and cold but have been dropping solid verses lately. If both come correct it could definitely be close, but I feel like Destroyer has harsher concepts overall. While there's potential for Merc to make it tight and potentially win, I think Des has a better shot of taking it.
Destroyer: 60/40
E Tha Real 3-3 vs Alvin Karpis 1-1
I personally dig this matchup cause both guys use shorter bars than average. I'd say Alvin uses them more effectively - his track record speaks for itself. That said, Alvin vs Greed was a pretty similar situation last season and ended with Greed getting the upset. With that in mind Alvin is likely to drop the harder verse but I can't count E out.
Alvin: 75/25
Junto 1-0 vs Greed 1-2
Junto had a cool verse last week with some harsh lines. Greed's a bit of a wild card but if Junto repeats what he did this week it could be close It'll really come down to how Greed drops and since I haven't seen him in a bit I give Junto a slight edge.
Junto: 60/40
Knucklehead 2-1 vs Strikta 2-1
Dope, should be awesome if both guys show up, which is questionable considering they both got real life shit that could keep them from showing. Strikta can drop some absurdly hot verses that would beat anyone when he's motivated and I think he wants to make waves this season. Knucklehead has champed NBL before against the likes of fierce competitors such as Hollywood and yours truly. It'll probably come down to consistency and both guys are wild cards right now. I could see either one pulling it off, should be a good one though.
Either way: 50/50
Blanco Bishop 3-3 vs Legion 1-0
Could be a cool battle, Blanco's been improving a lot and has some harsh wording at times but can struggle with concepts. Legion caught the NS win last week so I haven't seen him yet. Gotta go with what I seen so Blanco gets a slight edge for having a handle on text. Def not counting Legion out though.
Blanco: 55/45
Timeless 0-2 vs Potatosacklegend 0-6
These guys are the only winless heads in NBL right now and honestly they don't battle like it. Both have competent, decent verses with a good sense of battling. Both of them are coming into their own style which leads to some iffy bars but as a whole are decent. It could end up with either dude taking it but I think timeless has an advantage with wording.
Timeless: 65/35
Nightmare 0-0 vs Dekon G 0-0
Don't know who these guys are and I'm counting on a no show if not two.
Whoever shows: 100/0
Outro
Yo guys. The voting link thread is getting lonely. It needs your companionship and posts. And that way I can count accurately. Everyone wins. Plus I'll probably have some news for you guys about working with RB in the future as far as battling goes (not a merge fuck that). Thats all, keep doing what you're doing.