Emily Dickinson
“I know there’s times where it feels like life is getting scarier,
but if you close your eyes, you can imagine me being there with ya.”
I told you life’s a circle, so now you want me to marry ya.
Instead I bought you a paradise, but I forget which pair it was.
You’d rather go to Paris in love,
but I’d rather get butt naked and fuck
with your tongue waving on my nuts till you're suffocating
and I'm aching to bust.
You’re like, “But baby, that’s lust!”
“But baby, enough!
I’m only fucking crazy in love when I’m butt fucking you, you crazy slut!”
She says I’m over-dramatic. I said, “You made me cuss.”
She says I need to grow up. I said, “You need to shave your bush.”
(She’s really touchy about that, if you know what I mean)
So she stormed out the door with her phone and her keys,
And I yelled out to her, “Hey, can you get me a coke from the machine!?”
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