[Badweather]

i met a koala faced pornstar in hawaii. one of my buddies knocked her up while they double teamed her on the beach. anyway, the night i met her, my buddies were outside with her telling her that i was a really good rapper. when i walked outside, she was like "i'll show you my asshole if you recite something."


this is before i knew she was in porn.


so i responded "well, pull it out!" not believing she'd actually do it. but...she put her cigarette down, pulled her shorts down and spread her cheeks. definitely showed me her asshole....so i respectfully declined reciting any lyrics and walked back inside the club. next time i saw her, she was like 6 months pregnant

her porn name is Deena Daniel

she's really got a koala face