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Old 12-31-2014, 08:06 AM   #6
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by Dancake View Post
Mercules pictures home invasions like a scene from Taken. Neo slow motion bullets. Sliding over the dinner table, while dropping the magazine. Reloading, taking pin out of grenade. Panting. Firing a couple shots over the table blind. Throwing the grenade. Patio is now ruined. Thief calling in back up. Mercules barrel rolls behind the kitchen island. Throws flash bang. Fires 9 more shots. Reloads. Sweating now. Air full of gun smoke. Thief is hit, but only winged. Luckily, he has more shots. Fires again. Hits lamp. Fires again. Kills son. Fires again. Chandelier on the ground. Thief now not even hiding. Standing in front of sofa, puzzled look on his face. Mercules screaming. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS." Shoots dog dead. Luckily has more shots than shotgun, reloads. Fires again. Bullet ricochets off mantle out the screen door and strikes a black youth in the head. Has to reload. Back against kitchen island. Looking like Bruce Willis in Die Hard except faggot. Takes picture of his wife out of his pocket. Closes his eyes and leans his head back against the island. A single tear rolls down his face. Thief is still standing in the middle of the living room. Has put his gun down. Mercules lets out one last guttural cry, leaps over the kitchen island while shooting blind. Trips. Thief walks out.
bb FUCKA dead he so dead
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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