[Zen]

I'm Braveheart.
You faggot.
You'd get taken apart so fast, kid.

This shit's climbing out esophagus
like a rhino with no common sense.
My vinyls in the top condish.
Wanna buy 'em? You can cop this shit.
Listen while you eat a box of shrimp.
Like Forrest Gump, you know he talks "like this?"
Oh.
I just realized y'all can't hear...

I'm the Big Boss of this part of the net. Rip open mics. Each bar's a ten. I woulda said "dopest lines", but I figured you'd already guessed.

You
don't
want
to
bother me, man,
because I'll lift you up in the garbage can
while we're in a park with kids
so they can laugh at you
and call you a bitch.

Then I'll go to a bar and dance
with this little blonde I call Good Ass.
That booty so fine.
My dick gon' ravage.
I tell that bunny,
take my pistol, rabbit.

BUT I DONT PLAY, BOY

lol

Fuck, I've been drinking again.
Throwing up all in the sink again
Because I knew I couldn't make it in
to the toilet, but now I'm laying here
on the floor and I'm thinking bout staying here
Cuz I don't feel like standing up again.
Plus, the room's starting to spin,
so I think I'm gon' go barf again.
barf again
barf again

*echoes*

*echoes*


Kids, save your Nintendo because I'm breaking in windows to fuck your mom, the bimbo. That bitch a bomb ass milf though. Bend her over on the sink.

Soooo...

Hungover and insane.

Tonguing ho's with my switchblade.
Huffing smoke with a sick gaze.
Nodding off like a zombie
in a box car in the lobby
like I'm Batman on a Harley
yelling,
"Scatman, here comes, Johnny!"

Now it's time for a beer run, obviously.

Drink that bottle till its hollow, now it's all over, man.
Pick up everything you know, and put it all in the fridge.
Ice cold to the touch, it's almost complete.
You finally hit the bottom. I call it my treat.


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