Daily morning routine :
Wake the fuck up
Go back to sleep for 2 mins
Wake the fuck up
Put socks on cus I hate walking without them but hate aleeping with them
Run to the livingroom cus I gotta piss but I want some newport red 100s more
Run to bathroom to piss, drop ciggy along the way
Finish pissing, grab a drink of water from good ol jersey water sink, I live 20miles across the delaware bay from a nuclear plant btw, that happens o dump waste into the bay everyday no problwm. But the water tastes good
Sit on livingrom couch finishing paper or death, downing nuclear drank while thinking how russia will be launching nukes at the US anyday nos
Run to bathroom to shit pure liquid from the mix of budweiser, newcar scent weed, and grey goose, oh and a pack and a half of newport reds within 6 hours
Drink more nuclear water
Contemplate weed
Smoke cig
Smoke weed but cough for 5mins after one hit
Drink more nuke juice
Smoke newport red
Feed two kittens
Go back to sleep
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